A Samoan, a Maori and a Palagi (white person) were stranded on a desert island.
They
decided that they needed to get some necessary items for them to
survive. It was decided between them that the Maori would get the food,
the Palagi would get the water, and the Samoan would get some supplies.
They agreed to meet back in 2 days. They all left and went their separate ways.
After two days, the Maori and the Palagi met as agreed. "Where is the Samoan?" they said.
The Maori
had collected a lot of food, birds, fish, veges and eggs. The Palagi
had found some gourds and gathered enough water to last 2 months.
They waited and waited. "Where is the Samoan?" they again said.
After some hours, they decided to go and find him. "He is supposed to be getting supplies." one said to the other.
After an hour of searching they were walking past a rocky clearing.
And as they turned the corner, out from behind a huge rock jumps the Samoan and he yells "SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!"